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Jerk-off-Friendly-Environment

Created on 2006-04-06 15:55:43 (#9972249), last updated 2009-11-18

179 comments received, 299 comments posted

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Name:His name is Brian Kinney
Birthdate:1985
Bio
Brian: We gave them a prom they'll never forget.
Justin: Me, neither. It's the best night of my life.
Brian: Even if it was ridiculously romantic.

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Brian: I’m suing the motherfucker.
Michael: Take it easy Brian.
Brian: He said I’m thirty-one...I’m thirty.
Justin: Is that all you care about? He practically called you a child molester.
Brian: Well who should know better than..you?

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Trick: Who’s he?
Brian: um, it’s a difficult question to answer given the limitation of the language, the conventionality of most peoples thinking. Um, Lets just say he’s the guy I fuck more than once.
Justin: Unlike you.

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Justin: Look at all these old guys.
Brian: It's sad isn’t it?
Justin: Yeah, some of them are even older than you are.

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Hunter: He didn't put me up to shit, I was trying to help!
Michael: You were trying to impress Brian.
Brian: Yeah, well, he wouldn't be the first one...
Michael: Well, he already has a boyfriend!
Hunter: You do?
Brian: In a non-defined, non-conventional way, yeah.

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Brian: No, actually I’ve been so busy shopping and blow drying my hair.

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Brian: Shit! It’s that time of the month again.
Justin: Where your little friend comes to visit?
Brian: Where every gay charity on the fucking planet tries to hit me up for a table at their benefit, or an ad in their booklet or a sperm sample for their silent action. And unfortunately it’s also that time of the month for my credit card bills.

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Justin: It's amazing.
Brian: That I've been soaping your crack for the past ten minutes and you haven't asked me to fuck you?

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Brian: Do you mind if I finish my own sentences? I despise when couples do that.
Justin: Hah! did you hear that, rubber ducky? He said couples, I should quit while I'm ahead.
Brian: Not before you give me some.
Justin: Hah!
Brian: Mon amour.
Justin: Mon amour! I love how other people's tragic marital plight makes you romantic.
Brian: Hard.
Justin: Christ. What a big boner.
Brian: All the better-
Justin: -To fuck me with?

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